This Week’s Tweets

  • Mom – "This. Is. Not. Good." #
  • The grandparents attempt to wear Paul out… http://t.co/HFVY9AUk #
  • "Tell the ones that need to know – we are headed North." But unlike the song, I'm smuggling a dozen Bojangles biscuits in the trunk. #
  • It's way too early in the morning for Rocco to be coaching Mom on masturbation as a means for strengthening wrists. #
  • Do cows yawn? #
  • Best. Thing. Ever. (Thanks @subwow!) http://t.co/aGkOf0T0 #
  • …and then there were two. #
  • I have a hitch in my get-a-long. #

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