Theme Song for Today

I overslept.  I’ve no time to regale you with tales of platypus wearing high school friends dancing on tables constructed of jello (by the by, spicy Cajun food and high anxiety might make for disturbing dreams), but I do have time to leave you with today’s theme song.  I’m going to sing it on the bus, on the subway, in the waiting room, in the lab, and on the examining table until Aloysius gives me the good news.  Sing along.  It’s fun, I promise.


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10 thoughts on “Theme Song for Today

  1. Haha — I love Ben Folds and can’t believe I haven’t used him yet as a title! You rock that biotch, girl!

    Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

    Q: What does Snoop Dogg use in his laundry?

    A: Bleotch! (get it, like bleach and biotch? huh?) 🙂
    .-= Andrea´s last blog .."Seven Nation Army" =-.

  2. I just rocked this bitch in the office… amongst people who thing ‘bitch’ is a big, fat, hairy swear word… in the Middle East where swearing is censored. If it ends with ‘sack this bitch’ I swear I am coming to jump on your head.
    .-= Eternally Distracted´s last blog ..Dear P!nk =-.

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