As I mentioned, I (and my gravity defying boobs) have suddenly been thrust (good boob verb, right?) into the whole I-really-have-to-dig-in-and-get-some-shit-done-and-fast world…and it’s kicking my ass. Hard. As exhibited by that incredibly well constructed paragraph and the brain sludge that is leaking out of my ears and pooling within these lace edged demi cups.
I love you, Interwebz. You know that. But I have to save a little of my brain for the people that pay me (especially if Wicked Shawn makes good on her threat to take my shopping for panties). So I’m going to cheat today. Good thing I know how to embed videos, eh?
First – I give you my hero and mentor Sue Sylvester. I lurv her – almost as much as I love cheesecake, Twilight, and miniature unicorns wearing tiny sneakers. In case you live under a rock and didn’t watch Glee last night (we should probably break up), here’s her Vogue video. All hail Sue.
Second – Earth Day is fast approaching, so I’m dusting off my fair-trade-certified-paraben-and-phalate-free soap box. Rocco does many things that annoy me (SHOCKER!), but the one that makes me the absolute craziest is his need to leave the car engine running as he listens to the end of a news piece on the radio. The radio works without the engine running. I’ve checked. For reals. This video sums up my opinions on car idling.
Lastly, you know how I’ve been in the market for a new kitten? Poor Lucy misses the love of my life almost as much as I do, and she’s just starving for some company. This little nugget is too young to leave her mama yet, but look at this furry wad of cuteness. In other news, I’m pretty sure her name is Mildred.
She’s so cute I’m doing one more. After she bats at the glass, you have to hang on a little longer and watch her bow-legged walk. I dare you to not coo and giggle out loud.
I’m going to lose twenty readers after this ridiculous kitty fest, aren’t I? Ah well. I guess it’s a good thing I scored a day job, eh?
This may be a good time for you to visit one of the beauties on my freshly updated blogroll. They doubtlessly have something profound and witty to share in my brain dead absence.