Zombie Jamboree

There’s only so many articles you can read about crazy people consuming chunks of dead/undead people before you start singing this song. And by “you” I mean “me.”  Obviously. The apocalypse is upon us, people.  Fortunately for me, I’m brain dead and so I ought to be safe.  You fuckers […]

The Cute, the Funny, and the I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVOUR THIS BOOK!

My attention span is getting shorter than my length of time between pees, so I’m going to distract you with the fantastic-ness that people send me. First, the cute.  Patty Punker gave me this.  I was going to originally wait and snap a pic with Paul in it, but based […]

Search Optimization-ish

Here we go again, Interwebz!  Since I missed sharing all the gory June details with you due to that whole move and national holiday thing, today you get DOUBLE the frightening search results that led people to my douchey little blog. Well not double exactly.  Or even kind of.  It’s […]

Can Cats Be Possessed By People That Are Still Living?

I was ripped from sleep this morning by Mr. T screaming, “Get out of bed, fool!”  But when I opened my eyes, all I saw was my cat laying next to my head and licking her rectum.  I’m pretty sure she didn’t say it.  And not just because her mouth […]

Yellow Pants and Other Bad Fashion Choices

Apparently a Super Bowl party isn’t supposed to involve a White Elephant gift exchange or caroling, or scavenger hunts, or craft projects, or costumes, or any of the activities I had planned.  It seems people prefer to sit and *gasp* watch the game. *yawn* I don’t get it.  All I […]