Zombie Jamboree

There’s only so many articles you can read about crazy people consuming chunks of dead/undead people before you start singing this song. And by “you” I mean “me.”  Obviously. The apocalypse is upon us, people.  Fortunately for me, I’m brain dead and so I ought to be safe.  You fuckers […]

I’m a Kick Ass Bridesmaid

I’ve spent the last five hours trying to convince myself I don’t need this.  So far, it’s not working.  My only hope is that something pinker and hairier will come along quickly and capture my increasingly fleeting attention span.  (As per usual, that sounded way dirtier than I intended.) It’s […]

Stiff (as in Cadaver, not “Bored Stiff”…but Now That You Mention It…)

I’ve been trying to read Mary Roach’s Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers for about two weeks now.  I think I’m done trying. I mean, it’s not that the book isn’t good – it totally is!  No really!  I love her writing style.  I’m genuinely interested in the subject […]