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Breaking news, Interwebz – Smart People Drink More Alcohol. Some data fiend decided to see how data on drinking habits correlated with all sorts of other fun factors like religion, education and politics. Educated godless liberals with large vocabularies, it seems, enjoy a beverage more than most. This just in […]

Education Leads to Intoxication

I really thought I was going to write about this article today.  I mean, the title couldn’t be more brilliant – “Cleverest Women Are the Heaviest Drinkers.”  I’m clever as all hell.  My box of wine told me so.  I’m so clever that after I clicked on that link and […]