Ukulele Tuesday? What is the world coming to? It’s COMPLETE ANARCHY under 45. Or, rather, last Friday every member of my family was exploding from multiple orifices. Turns out that there can be too much puke to uke. Also there can probably be too much discussion of exploding orifices. Sorry […]
Phew. What a week. But it’s Friday. And I have a wine opener. I’m not afraid to use it. But first, here’s Installment Three of Uber Cheesy 80’s Love Songs Massacred on Herbert for VD Awareness. Or something. Happy MFBT!
With all the excitement from the Grammys last night, you probably forgot to get your special someone a special something for Valentine’s Day. As usual, I’ve got your back, Interwebz. Flowers wilt. Chocolates melt. Roaches are forever. Can’t decide on what to get that special someone for Valentine’s Day? Sometimes […]
Can you guess what I gave Rocco yesterday? Candies? Flowers? Lingerie? An oversized baby pink greeting card? A blow job? Hells no! I made my husband a bacon bouquet for Valentines Day. I know. I fucking rule. I’ll just wait here while you ladies curse your lack of me-ness and […]