Search Optimization-ish

How the hell is it June already?  Did May even happen?  Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people?  Do cell phones cause brain tumors? Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic.  Blame Sprocket.  Or just go read my thoughts on the […]

Search Optimization-ish

Yup.  It’s your favorite time of the month, Interwebz.  Yet again, I’m going to prove that my readers are even more whacked in the cabeza than I am by sharing the frightening searches that bring new viewers here to my vagina-infused world.  Sickos. “putting out fire with vaseline” – I […]

Vattooing (I Can’t Make This Shit Up)

Hindsight is a bitch.  I thought I really nailed that bachelorette thing, what with the pole dancing and mechanical bull riding.  I thought I had that “Best Bridesmaid Ever” title on lock down. Until today. Because if I was truly worthy of the title, I would have found this spa […]