How the hell is it June already? Did May even happen? Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people? Do cell phones cause brain tumors? Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic. Blame Sprocket. Or just go read my thoughts on the […]
First the good news: not only am I still cancer free, two and half years later (WOOT!) I also had a magnificent dream last night where by future BFF Neil Patrick Harris and his partner lived in a bus next to my window and we played ukuleles together all night […]
Speaking of shit I can’t make up, the people that brought you vajazzling just introduced a revolutionary new product – The Pejazzle!
As you read this, I’ll be at my monthly parasite analysis appointment – most likely rockin’ a pair of stirrups while up to my elbows in medical professionals and alien-examining equipment. Technically, I guess they’ll be up to their elbows in me. Awesome. But as this whole parasite incubation thing […]
It’s May. A new month. One that will be sadly devoid of tequila for me, but a new month none the less. Which of course means it’s time to learn more about all the sick little monkeys trolling the internet that occasionally stumble into my little BugginWorld. And as usual, […]