Poconos (Part One)

It’s surprisingly hard to pack when you don’t know where you are going.  It’s also surprisingly hard to pack when you haven’t remembered to collect your suitcase from your little brother.  Good thing I’m a resourceful bitch, eh? While I rifled through our collection of duffel bags and Whole Food […]

Math is Hard, Barbie

I reached over and introduced myself to the new guy at the table. “Hi, I’m Elly…Thom’s sister,” I said as I stood to extend my hand across the table. My eyes traveled upwards for what seemed like an eternity.  Saying nothing, he loomed over me like a giant Asian Frankenstein.  […]