Maybe The Hamburgler Was After Something Completely Different

Last night I spent over an hour watching a naked man play with his penis.  Don’t worry Mom, it was art – in a theater and EVERYTHING. Technically there were two naked men.  Interwebz, I gotta tell you they were bee-yoo-tee-full.  (And that’s saying something because a buck-naked man is […]

Pearl Necklaces

God these titles just get worse and worse.  No wonder someone just came to my site after searching for “fingernail porn.”  Seriously, somebody stop me. I’m going to take off on a tangent before I even get to the meat of the post (she said meat).  Close your eyes and […]