Unicorns Get Stabby, Too

I’m having a day.  This kind of day*: I blame my mortgage company.  The story isn’t very good, so I’m not going to tell it to you.  But seeing as how I have to go make a happy ending (oh shut it you pervs), I suddenly don’t have time to […]

Further Proof NPH Should Be My BFF

Me:  Is this the coolest thing you’ve ever seen? *shows page from catalog* Rocco:  Since when do you like Jane Austen? Me:  No, the t-shirt! Rocco:  *blank stare* Me:  *singing* Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole’s begun. You know what that means? Rocco:  *blank […]

Brief Encounter

What is it about a tall boy in a peacoat that makes me want to shoop?  Before I get into that, be sure to swing by Studio30 to read my ridiculously steamy interview with a famous Becky.  While you’re at it, check out today’s Craftastrophe which proves beyond a doubt […]

The Language Archive

So I saw this show last night called The Language Archive at one of the Roundabout Theatres.  It’s billed as a comedy, but for some reason I didn’t find it funny at all.  That bothered me.  In fact, I think it’s still bothering me.  Or maybe it’s just that freakish […]

Come Fly Away

I’m a wee bit distracted today because I can’t stop singing “Rock Me Sexy Jesus.”  (Really, go watch the trailer for Hamlet 2.  It’ll make your Monday.)  It’s just going to be that kind of day.  I can tell already. Did your grade school have a morning show?  Mine did.  […]