As Stephen Lynch Would Say

Mom:  So how did the sonogram go? Me:  Ok.  He’s only “slightly above average.”  Once she was actually able to process what I asked, the doctor confirmed he is NOT Jabba The Baby. Mom:  Well both you and Thom were almost 10 lbs. Me:  I feel like maybe you’ve mentioned […]

Drivin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

I’m back in the ‘boken after traveling well over a thousand miles in under eighty hours.  I’m crunchy.  I’m stinky.  And I’m still haunted by the fruity/chemical taste of the endless Bojangles and Diet Mountain Dew fueled burps that my brother consistently managed to blow into my open mouth every […]