Snow, Swans, and WHY AM I SO STABBY?!?

Congratulate me.  I’ve achieved an entirely new level of cranky pants.  I blame winter and Natalie Portman.  Oh hell, why not blame Rod Stewart, too?  I haven’t yelled at that fucker in a while. I saw Black Swan last night.  *turns frantically at the sound of rustling fabric, screams maniacally […]

I Wanna Grow Old With Uke

This one’s for the ladies.  It’s really just for one lady.  Actually, I’m not 100% sure she’s a lady.  I just really always wanted to say, “This one’s for the ladies.” You can all run off and yell at Sister Merry Hellish for requesting this song.  Actually, you should really […]

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