Operating Manuals

Mildred has arrived.  She’s already ruling the apartment with an iron paw.  She also spends a lot of time walking in circles around my neck which is mildly distracting – and a-frickin-dorable. I think she might be stupid. I can already hear you dog people, “All cats are stupid.”  Well […]

Taking the Easy Way Out

As I mentioned, I (and my gravity defying boobs) have suddenly been thrust (good boob verb, right?) into the whole I-really-have-to-dig-in-and-get-some-shit-done-and-fast world…and it’s kicking my ass.  Hard.  As exhibited by that incredibly well constructed paragraph and the brain sludge that is leaking out of my ears and pooling within these […]