14 hrs later we've finally departed DC crammed into the dining car of a sleeper train. Of course Paul decides this is the time to crap. # And then the conductor wouldn't let me nurse my kid. Lovin' Amtrak. Ask me if i'll ever do this again. # Now entering […]
Just finished the "Fifty Shades" trilogy. And now I'll be re-reading "The Secret Garden" in the hopes of restoring my faith in humanity. # I love my town – the rebel knitting gang "attacked" the downtown park. http://t.co/Rbb1Y9Sg # You can't always save yourself AND the planet. Sadly it's not […]
I've never thought of pureed zucchini as particularly aerodynamic, but boy can that stuff fly. # Sleep – it's what's for dinner. # Dear Aloysius, I apologize in advance for the swampy state of my pits when you have to search them later for swollen glands, but it is HOT. […]
Let the countdown to@ActuallyNPH …er…I mean… #tonys begin! # Drink. STAT. # Was that good for you, too? Then click here and follow my Facebook page. Or even better, join the mailing list. Free pony with every subscription. Probably.
Whoever came up with that "slept like a baby" line obviously never met a baby. Also they should be punched in the bits. Hard. # A breakfast of Earl Grey and chocolate chip cheesecake. Take THAT rainy Monday. # Not in my backyard utensils! # AVOCADO!!!! http://t.co/VvtUYcwu # I've done […]