Happy almost Halloween!  I think my costume will be Flaming Nipple Sleep-Deprived Lady.  I know, EVERYONE is going to be in the same costume and I’ll be super embarrassed but it just seems so much less work than crafting this bad boy… And no, I haven’t practiced my uke even […]

NPH Saves the Day Again

What happens when you mix a singing NPH with ponies, unicorns, rainbows and glitter?  Only the best possible thing ever. Also?  SQUEE! Right, I’m not making any sense, am I?  Here, this will help. Oh shit, multiple people have done it. DOUBLE SQUEE! Heh. That pony said “balls.” Ok, one […]

And Then I Knew Everything Would Be Alright with the World

With each pre-baby project we finish, I lose one more distraction to keep me from obsessing about the impending obliteration of my bits and that whole feeding-and-care-of-your-killer-newborn-overlord thing.  Not that I obsess.  Ever.  That’s totally not my personality. *pauses to adjust welding goggles hanging from life-sized cardboard cutout of NPH* […]

When in Doubt, Turn to NPH

It turns out adrenaline and rainbows will only get you so far, Interwebz.  When drunk on happiness, one should really not assume one can climb mountains with a bowling ball wedged between their colon and lungs.  If one was foolish enough to attempt such things, one might have a monster […]

Search Optimization-ish

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August…and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place.  So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore […]