Alien Life Forms

John (in the corner, wrestling with the champagne):  Damnit! Everyone Else (screaming along with the TV): TEN…NINE… Me:  You OK over there John? John (visibly panicked):  I can’t get it open! Everyone Else:  SEVEN…SIX…FIVE… Rocco:  Where’s the remote?  Somebody pause it! Yup.  It’s like THAT already.  2010 will officially be […]

Picking Favorites

Welcome to the end of 2009, bitches. I can’t decide how I’d rate the year.  It was five million times better than 2008, and not just because the lack of toxic chemicals being pumped into my system allowed me to remember and experience the year.  That certainly helped, though.  Then […]