Snow, Swans, and WHY AM I SO STABBY?!?

Congratulate me.  I’ve achieved an entirely new level of cranky pants.  I blame winter and Natalie Portman.  Oh hell, why not blame Rod Stewart, too?  I haven’t yelled at that fucker in a while. I saw Black Swan last night.  *turns frantically at the sound of rustling fabric, screams maniacally […]

Education Leads to Intoxication

I really thought I was going to write about this article today.  I mean, the title couldn’t be more brilliant – “Cleverest Women Are the Heaviest Drinkers.”  I’m clever as all hell.  My box of wine told me so.  I’m so clever that after I clicked on that link and […]