Mariah Carey Strikes Again

*whimper* My ass is officially kicked.  Next time I consider taking a gig to cover a six city tour in three weeks, can you please punch me in the kayak?  Hard?  With brass knuckles? If you aren’t allowed to take decongestants, you probably shouldn’t fly cross country with a sinus […]

Be the Buffalo

Have you ever read something really wonderful that totally resonates with you and it worms its way into your head and you think about it all the time but then when you try to explain it to other people they look at you blankly, then with horror, then slowly back […]

Picking Favorites

Welcome to the end of 2009, bitches. I can’t decide how I’d rate the year.  It was five million times better than 2008, and not just because the lack of toxic chemicals being pumped into my system allowed me to remember and experience the year.  That certainly helped, though.  Then […]