Latex-wearing Pony-humping Freakazoids

This week has been all about the squishy love fests.  I like squishy love fests.  Well, I’m not really into the squishy love fests I just read about on SexIs, but I like…you know…completely non-sexual and pudding free squishy love fests.  Oh hell, this isn’t going well already. You probably […]

Sock Puppets (and Other Lonon Excerpts)

Although Dad’s retirement party was snowed out, we still managed to keep ourselves entertained.  Drew and Kate even made it out from Durham.  The conversations only get worse when you add in another brother. You HAVE to be getting tired of these little fly-on-the-wall excerpts, but I just can’t stop […]

Assuming We Don’t Count Fictional Vampires

I’m mildly obsessed with Neil Patrick Harris.  The term “mildly obsessed” in that previous sentence could also be replaced with “consumed by an intense need to host a slumber party where he and I stay up all night giggling and singing show tunes after which I will chain him up […]

The Benefits of Breasts When Swimming

Hello.  My name is Magillicutty, but you can call me Maggie.  Everybody calls me Maggie. Well, Gwen doesn’t call me Maggie.  In fact, she calls me Magillicunty.  I don’t think she likes me very much.  She’s probably just jealous because I have a Facebook account and she doesn’t. Elly likes […]

Search Optimization-ish

It’s time for another installment of “Some People Really Should Not Have Access to Google.”  In case you haven’t been paying attention, I like to compile a list of the weirdest internet searches that brought people to my BugginWorld.  I’m a bit of a prude (and stalker) at heart.  So […]