So January. That didn’t last very long, did it? Now here it is mid February already and I haven’t visited here since New Years. I’ve been working furiously on THE BOOK. It’s a long story, and one I should probably tell you someday soon, but I’m adding a Part II. […]

Five Years Time

Five years.  Some times that feels like five seconds.  Sometimes five lifetimes. It’s undergrad.  A novel.  An apprenticeship.  A marriage.  A thesis.  A prognosis.  A job.  A career.  A lifetime. A milestone. Normally, I wait and write about my trips to see Aloysius after they happen.  I suppose I’m a […]

Normal is a Beautiful Thing

“Ah Ellen, you look younger every time I see you.”  His warm, Lebanese accent was soothing, as it almost always was.  Almost. “That’s just because no one else over the age of twelve would dare leave the house wearing their hair like this.” He shook his head and looked down […]

The M Word

Apparently it’s going to take me more than three months to not squirm at the “m word.”  And no, I don’t mean moist. So.  I’ve been a…*cough*…a mo…*swallow*…a moth…*cough, cough*…a mothe…*ahem*…a MOTHER (there I said it!) for three months.  Three months.  THREE.  MONTHS.  (Hey, Jenny Slater.) Also?  Please don’t expect […]

Psycho Uker

So first?  I love that you crazy people don’t even need me to write new posts to keep the site going.  All you need is the mention of nipples and the comments just keep flying.  Well played, you pony-humping freakazoids. Second, until I’m able to answer the question, “What did […]

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