Herbert Might Be Made of Cheese

Yes this is probably the single cheesiest thing I’ve ever done in my life.  Unless you count LiLo’s…yeah, that again.  But really, you should break out a box of crackers and a box of wine before watching this.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you… Happy motherfucking booze time, my beauties. Was that good for […]

Flutes, Not the Pan Kind

Hells to the yeah, Interwebz!  Just in case you didn’t hear already, my scans were cleaner than Lindsay Lohan’s crotch.  Which…makes it sound like they were filthy so that might not seem like the best analogy.  But let’s face it, I’m really not THAT clean myself.  Still, I’m pretty confident […]

You People Are Weird

Learning how to play the ukulele is really cutting into my surfing-the-internet-for-really-weird-stuff time.  For the record, it’s totally worth it.  I’m having the best-est time ever.  In fact, I’m trying to figure out how I can work Herbert into my old married hag of honor toast at Gwatt’s wedding.  (Performing […]