Your Hair Looks Really Nice Today

*stares at computer screen* *dusts keyboard, looks at screen, shuffles papers, looks out window, watches guy in trucker hat and wife beater trip over planter while texting* *giggles* *looks at computer screen, cleans fingernails, checks twitter, switches back to wordpress tab, plays the drum solo from “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” with toes* *stares […]

Assuming We Don’t Count Fictional Vampires

I’m mildly obsessed with Neil Patrick Harris.  The term “mildly obsessed” in that previous sentence could also be replaced with “consumed by an intense need to host a slumber party where he and I stay up all night giggling and singing show tunes after which I will chain him up […]