Paperweight

You know what I have to say about new technology? GAHHHHHHWHYWONTYOUFUCKINGWORKGODDAMNIT?!?!?!?!?!! So I broke my video camera.  In other news, a friend gave me a new one because he rocks.  Two guesses as to how well that’s working out for me. *slams head, tits, and video cameras against jungle-themed activity […]

Superstar

This is a little more Molly Shannon and less Karen Carpenter, but it’s the thought that counts, right? And confession time: I’m totally counting down the moments til Sir Paul is asleep and I can launch into my wild Friday night plans – binging on American Idol and popcorn.  Do […]