Bleeping Unicorns, How Do They Work?

Obviously, I really need to stop following this whole Juggalo / Tila Tequila thing.  Then again, the frickin’ New York Times is covering it now, so maybe I’m more highbrow than I realize.   That’s me, a highbrow gal that can’t stop referencing the Insane Clown Posse.  I’m pretty sure […]

Eight Poles, No Waiting

Last night?  Bachelorette party, baby.  And yes, of course, we ended up at a bar with a mechanical bull.  But I really need to talk about what happened BEFORE the bull. We took a private pole dancing class.  And it was HARD.  (That’s what she said.) Not only are my […]

You People Are Weird

Learning how to play the ukulele is really cutting into my surfing-the-internet-for-really-weird-stuff time.  For the record, it’s totally worth it.  I’m having the best-est time ever.  In fact, I’m trying to figure out how I can work Herbert into my old married hag of honor toast at Gwatt’s wedding.  (Performing […]