Engorged…or Georged

I can’t quite believe I’ve reached a point in my life where I’m excited when a male I’ve known less than a month defecates in my lap while mauling my left nipple. THIS is why I never did drugs, people.  Life is weird enough. I woke up this morning….rephrase….one of […]


Just because it would be downright tragic if any of you missed this, here’s the new video of OK Go performing the Muppet theme song.  Because OBVIOUSLY. There’s a whole album, you know.  It’s just filled with muppetational songs and it’s called Muppets: The Green Album.  NPR has the whole […]