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Are you ready to do this again?  I swear these just get weirder and weirder.  I’m not even including all the things people want Paula Deen to lick.  See how good I am to you people? “i’m going to kill you in the face”  I had an incredibly rough morning […]

All About Me

Have I mentioned lately that I never EVER pass up free tickets?  Just in case you haven’t heard, I’ll state the fact again; I’m a complete and total [ticket] whore. As with all whore-related professions, it’s incredibly important to advertise your availability and proclivities.  A gal needs to announce her […]

Fiesta o’ Fabulousness

Today I’m hosting my sad little Hoboken Thanksgiving for the handful of orphans I was able to round up.  Rocco has yet again banished me from the kitchen.  Sure I managed to ruin three cutting boards and break the lemon press, but we’re up three blisters and two new scars.  […]

Jazz Hands

I tell ya, I have been making out like a bandit.  The musical theater gods are smiling on me and I like it.  Apparently the stories about my never saying “no” are making the rounds on the Great White Way.  (That sounds far dirtier than I intended…so of course I’m […]