A Slap (or punch, or kick) in the Face

I look like I had some serious redneck lovin’, Interwebz.  My face is all swollen and I occasionally have to spit blood.  Seems my dentist found a fourth cavity when he dug out the first three.  Chemo is hell on the teeth, I tell ya.  I’m sure my affection for […]


My brain is a little sludgy lately.  I’m not sure if it’s this cold that won’t go away or the weather.  Actually, I’m pretty sure I know exactly what it is.  I’m getting anxious about my next appointment with Aloysius.  November 30th.  Three weeks.  Twenty one days.  Dude. A lot […]


As you probably noticed, I’ve been a little off my game for the past week or so.  There have been no references to glitter.  I’ve broken three drinking glasses.  My house is dirtier than Lindsay Lohan’s crotch.  My fridge is emptier than Sarah Palin’s mind.  Hell, I don’t think I’ve […]