Short (Like My Attention Span)

Mom:  So.  An entire post on a uterus? Me:  It could be worse, you know. Rocco:  If you say so. Me:  You two should be grateful I write about plushy reproductive organs.  I could write a blog post about all my past romantic endeavors.  Or how hard my childhood was. […]

I’m Never Buying Panties Again

Rocco:  Girls really like horses, don’t they? Me:  Oh I dunno, I was never really that into them.  Unless you count unicorns.  But I sure liked horse books like My Friend Flicka. Rocco:  *coughs* Me:  Yes, I suppose girls really like horses. Rocco:  Wasn’t that Victoria’s secret? Me:  What? Rocco:  […]