Pearl Necklaces

God these titles just get worse and worse.  No wonder someone just came to my site after searching for “fingernail porn.”  Seriously, somebody stop me. I’m going to take off on a tangent before I even get to the meat of the post (she said meat).  Close your eyes and […]

Butt-Dialing

I still hate my phone.  It’s important for a relationship to have balance.  It also hates me.  I drop it, kick it, and generally abuse it when it frustrates me.  My phone extracts its revenge by locking up at crucial moments and by employing the ancient torture method of  butt-dialing. It’s one of those touch-screen […]