Monday. Raining. Hormonal imbalances. Didn’t sleep. Again.
Also, I watched an evil villain kill a wolf/dog on HBO last night. I suppose it’s redundant to say “evil villain” because there aren’t really any other kind of villains, are there? Well, they could be saucy or athletic or perforated, I suppose. But I’m not aware of any villains that are un-evil. Also villain is spelled weird. Also kiwis have tiny seeds. That look like poppy seeds. But probably don’t make you test positive for opium if you take a drug test.
Did I mention I didn’t sleep last night? And it’s Monday? And it’s raining?
As I always say to Thom when we part, good luck beating that rape charge. No wait. I meant, good luck with Monday, Interwebz.