In Training

Gwen:  I really don’t want to go this afternoon.

Me:  Why?

Gwen:  It’s going to be a pap smear factory.

Me:  Ew.  Did you trim your nails?

Gwen (looking at nails):  Yup, they’re nice and short.

Me:  Jeez!  I was kidding!!   You’re going to wear gloves aren’t you?

Gwen:  Well duh…and by the end of the day, I hope I’m able to find a cervix.

Me:  Just remember to put it back where you found it.


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