Rocco: Girls really like horses, don’t they?
Me: Oh I dunno, I was never really that into them. Unless you count unicorns. But I sure liked horse books like My Friend Flicka.
Me: Yes, I suppose girls really like horses.
Rocco: Wasn’t that Victoria’s secret?
Rocco: Didn’t she make it with the horses? Wasn’t that her secret?
Me: You mean Queen Victoria?
Rocco: Yeah! She’s the one with the underwear store, right?
Me: *blink, blink*
Rocco: …well that’s how it is in my mind anyway.
By the by, some wonderful people (that I obviously owe sexual favors to) nominated me for some awards over at Studio 30. If you have some free time, click here and pimp me. I’ll owe you a margarita…or twenty.