So here’s the thing, Interwebz. *points at crotch halfheartedly* Oh I can’t even fake it. I’m just not good company today. I can’t seem to tear myself away from the news so I’m a little dry on witty, inane banter today.
But you know who isn’t? Who’s always good company? Who’s so awesomely fantastic that I propose his last name should be added to the English language as a verb meaning ” to do obscene sexual things to irreverent, self-deprecating and yet unnaturally adorable bearded men?” Why none other than Zach Galifianakis, of course.
I would use that word all the time! Here, I’ll show you how to use it in a sentence: Boy would I like to Galifianakis the face off of that Casey dude from American Idol. As with all new vocabulary words, I suggest you try and use it at least five times today in casual conversation. Now go forth and get your Galifianakis on.
Anyway, in case you missed it and need a quality giggle this morning (and who doesn’t?), here’s Zach’s (why yes we ARE on a first name basis with one another, thanks for noticing) opening monologue from SNL last Saturday. I’m pretty sure Rocco has that same pair of panties.
One last serious thing, if you’re interested in learning ways you can help the people of Japan, CNN did a great roundup of the organizations involved here.