There’s just too much pressure to write something profound and inspirational today. Go ahead and call me chicken, but one of my single greatest skills is avoidance. I’m also really good at changing the subject.
You know who just said something profound and inspirational last night? My other non-sexual crush – you know, wee adorable Kurt from Glee? Well he won a Golden Globe last night and gave the best acceptance speech in the history of award shows. I want to lick him. In a non-sexy way. You know, like lick him only in the places you’d lick your own mother. Unless you were some kind of Oedipal freak. But that’s just weird and off topic. Just in case you missed it, here it is again:
Here’s to equal rights for all people some day, eh? And to basic common human decency. And to peace. And to freedom from Black Swan nightmares accompanied by a Rod Stewart soundtrack.
To steal SubWow’s line, “Ukes not Nukes.”