Me (seat dancing wildly): When’s the last time you heard this song?!
Rocco: A long time.
Me (singing): Finally, it’s happened to me. Right in front of my face and I just can’t deny it.
Rocco (looking at me dubiously): Are you actually having fun or are you just trying to entertain me?
Me: A little from column A, a little from column B. (More wild seat shimmying paired with frantic voguing) Is it working?
Rocco: Are you having fun?
Rocco: Then you’re half way there.