So I know I said the internet was closed until Monday, but I’m cheating. See my cousin Patty Mouse is rather ill so I decided to learn this song super fast just for her. Her mother, my crazy aunt Mary, used to sing this song at family functions. Yes, she was a dirty old broad. Then again, so is her uppity daughter. That’s probably why I adore her so.
So think a happy thought for Miss Mouse, ok?
Hope you had a bitchin’ holiday, Interwebz. Smooches.