So I came across this list of “movie titles that make awesome nicknames for your vagina.”
I swear I don’t seek these things out. Much. They just show up in my mailbox. When I send them to myself.
First? None of them have the word kayak in the title. FAIL. To be fair, I can’t think of a single movie about kayaks. Though I seem to remember there were some canoes in The Last of the Mohicans. That’s a horrible thing to call your vagina. If I called Skittles that, she’d never talk to me again.
Also? How can you make a list of movie titles that can double as slang for lady bits and NOT include Free Willy? Clearly someone is not taking their role very seriously.
Ok, I just got off the phone with Thom and we came up with no less than twenty other suggestions in a mere five minutes. (Because that’s just how a call to remind him about Dad’s surgery today naturally evolves, right?)
Here’s our top 3:
- The Big Empty
- Good Burger
- The Breakfast Club
Obviously Glitoris will take the number one slot (Heh.) as soon as someone makes it into a movie. In the meantime, I bet you guys have even better suggestions. BRING IT. You’ve been challenged.
If you make me laugh I’ll send you an origami kayak.