“It was so odd,” my mom pauses her game of FreeCell on her iPad. “Mmmm,” Dad mumbles from the couch, non committal to contributing the conversation. “In the locker room, after swimming, Evie was talking about the party again and all the art…” “She was super fun,” I interrupt. “She […]
So my hips are precariously perched on the high edge of one of those wedge pillow things you see advertised in porn mags and fertility literature…
Now that I am a New York Times reviewed author, (STILL SCREAMING!!!) I think it’s really important to try and be more professional. Which is exactly why I’m working on a piece about Michael Cohen sex dreams and a cover of It’s Raining Tacos. Who has two thumbs, a mild […]
What kind of person did you think you’d grow to be when you were younger? Successful? Happy? Confident? Creative? Motivated? Self-sufficient? Nurturing? Eloquent? Vain and self-obsessed? Yup. I am now the type of person who owns one of these things and younger me is stupefied. No, that isn’t a bizarre […]
Do you know how I know I should probably strive to get out of the house more often? The level of amusement I get out of trying to find the most ridiculous still in each week’s video. Clearly I need to take up another hobby. So it turns out that […]